What'll you do for money honey...

Got this from Nicole and also saw it at Karl's and Dave's as well as others I may be forgetting. It's called Meme-ology.


  • What is your salad dressing of choice?
    It really depends on the salad and my mood. Sometimes it's bleu cheese, sometimes ranch, sometimes French, other times a nice vinaigrette or Italian, then there's always Caesar.
  • What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
    I think Subway and Chipotle constitute "fast food," so I'll choose them.
  • What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
    Eduardo's Mexican restaurant in DeKalb, IL.
  • On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
    15-25%. Unless you really piss me off; then all bets are off.
  • What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
  • Name three foods you detest above all others.
    Mushrooms, olives, pickles.
  • What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant?
    Kung Pao chicken.
  • What are your pizza toppings of choice?
    Sausage and pepperoni if I'm in a carnivorous mood; spinach otherwise.
  • What do you like to put on your toast?
    Peanut butter.
  • What is your favorite type of gum?
    Cinnamon. I have no real preference for actual brand.


  • Number of contacts in your cell phone?
  • Number of contacts in your e-mail address book?
    Apparently 179. Yikes! Do I know that many people?
  • What is your wallpaper on your computer?
    A daily rotating collection of photos I have taken and a few others that I've found online.
  • What is your screensaver on your computer?
    Default star field on the PC and a default rotating neon bar graphic on the Mac. I'm not particularly original with screensavers.
  • Are there naked pictures saved on your computer?
    Not that I've been made aware of. If there are, I'd like to know where.
  • How many land line phones do you have in your house?
  • How many televisions are in your house?
    Three (two that are actually plugged into cable jacks).
  • What kitchen appliance do you use the least?
    Belgian wafflemaker.
  • What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?
  • How many sex toys do you own that require batteries?


  • What do you consider to be your best physical attribute?
    I'm not the best person to whom this question should be asked. I really have no idea. My calves? They're pretty ripped.
  • Are you right handed or left handed?
  • Do you like your smile?
    Actually, yes. Many people have complimented me on my smile.
  • Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
    Does a plantar's wart or wisdom teeth count? Or are you asking about foreign objects that shouldn't have been there in the first place?
  • Would you like to?
    Yeah, if you can remove fat painlessly, go for it.
  • Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom?
    Yep. Typically have a Sports Illustrated or People magazine in there.
  • Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
    Doctors test will say my ears. Katie would argue otherwise.
  • When was the last time you had a cavity?
    Six or so years ago.
  • What is the heaviest item you lift regularly?
    Regularly? Not sure. Weights at the gym?
  • Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
    Yes, by a car accident that I have no recollection of whatsoever.


  • If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
    No. I tend toward paranoia.
  • If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
    Jeez. I dunno. Fred? Oh wait... T-Bone!
  • How do you express your artistic side?
    Like Nicole, photography. But also here in my blog through writing.
  • What color do you think you look best in?
    Blue. Preferably of the denim and T-shirt variety.
  • How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison?
    Several years. I'd wind up the person who facilitates acquisition of illegal items. I'd be popular like that.
  • Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
    Yep. Probably a couple Star Wars action figure weapons as a kid. Would pills also count? They're "non-food."
  • If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at?
    Hell no.
  • How often do you go to church?
    Not since our wedding ceremony almost five years ago. Well I guess I should include other weddings as well. But for normal Sunday services? It's been years. Grad school.
  • Have you ever saved someone’s life?
    Not that I'm aware of. If anybody can tell me otherwise, please comment or e-mail me. I'd be curious to know.
  • Has someone ever saved yours?
    Probably the paramedics when I flipped my car.

For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

  • Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
    Sure. Why not? If you wanna look, it's your choice. I'd recommend against it, though. I'm the inspiration for TLC's song "Unpretty."
  • Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
    Depends on who. Is the payout tax-free?
  • Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000?
    Not likely.
  • Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
    No. Typing would be a bitch.
  • Would you never blog again for $50,000?
    Nope. I love it too much. I may like to think I could just to get the money, but I'd get antsy real quick.
  • Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
    Well, if I'm walking down a street naked for 100K, why not up it a bit? I'm sure many would make the argument that a magazine is longer lasting and potentially more damning than a one-time event such as streaking down the street. But, with the streaking, there is the potential of having multiple photographers around. In either case, can I get in shape first?
  • Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
    You betcha.
  • Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
    Can I choose who?
  • Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000?
    Yep. I'm mostly there with my head already anyway. I'd even do it for $1,000, but I'd prefer 5K. Any takers?
  • Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
    Yep. God bless TiVo and DVD releases of TV shows.

As per usual, steal at will.

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ms. sizzle

I totally stole this for today AND borrowed one of your answers as my own (though I gave you credit, of course).


I did this one yesterday. Have you noticed how LONG memes are getting lately?

Mushrooms, olives and pickles are my three favorite "accompaniments." What DO you put on a relish tray?


So you want us all to call you T-Bone from now on?


I stole it too and just put it up. Good stuff.


When Karl gives me a moment to myself, I will do this ;). I think you have nice eyes, from the pics I have seen so go for that....it is a good standard answer that I like to use, heh.


I can only guess who you would off for the million bucks. I might have to steal this one too. That is once I'm at a computer on a more regular basis once more.


"Name three foods you detest above all others.
Mushrooms, olives, pickles.

Olives!!?!?!? Are you joking me?!?! We're so broken up.


Sizzle, you stole one, eh? Will have to check it out. I'm a few days behind on blog reading. Damn weekends.

SJ, "relish tray"? Why? Gimme a good veggie tray any day.

Sheryl, no. I just couldn't come up with anything better.

Claire, these ones are far more fun, aren't they?

Hilly, why thanks!

Dagny, so many possibilities on who I'd off. Hence why I asked if I was allowed to specify. Heh.

Dustin, blech! Green. Black. Both are wretched.

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