And baby, talk dirty to me...
Before you ask, no, I'm not going to post what was said that led up to this little Gmail chat between Johnny and I. Suffice it to say, it's time for him and I to open up our own Zazzle or CafePress store and sell some of these beauties as T-shirts, hats, mugs, etc.
I think I've got a twisted enough market right here just in my own readership to make it worth the initial investment. I can see Mikey ordering one or more, for sure.
Johnny: "She likes it bloggy style!"
Johnny: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Type dirty to me!"
Kevin: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Post it hot, leave 'em wet."
Johnny: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Want to see my 'post'?"
me: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: The longer the post, the better."
Johnny: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: My blog goes deep."
me: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Tickle these keys!"
Johnny: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Want to see my Blogroll?"
me: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Feed me."
Johnny: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Do you mind if I see your stats?"
me: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: I'm up(dated) every day."
me: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Comment on this!"
Johnny: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: No one wants to see the back end of Wil Wheaton's blog!"
me: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Definitely Words For My Enjoyment."
Johnny: "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Admittedly, some are better than others. Me? I'm a fan of the Blogroll one.
So, any interest?
And, yes, we're both aware we need severe psychiatric help.
I'm dying at the Wil Wheaton one!
Posted by: Alissa | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 07:20 AM
Not to be a grammar Nazi, but I don't think the phrase you want is "severe psychiatric help." This connotes some sort of German labryrinth or Clockwork Orange-like reeducation program.
Maybe "extensive psychiatric help" or "long-term psychiatric help" or even "radical psychiatric help."
Just a thought.
Posted by: Hyperion | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 07:33 AM
I just left this comment on Johnny's blog but you guys left me crying and laughing hysterically at work and all my coworkers are staring at me. Awesome!!!
Posted by: Elaine | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 08:21 AM
I'd buy a "my blog goes deep" shirt. *giggle*
Posted by: Chase | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 08:36 AM
I like that Zazzle site. Maybe we could make a name for ourselves by creating T-shirts that make fun of "big" blogs. I could make fun of Wheaton and Nickerson all day long. I liked "teh" post. It was "Hawesome"!
Posted by: Johnny C. | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 09:07 AM
i'm a fan of the "she likes it bloggy style" one myself.
hilarious!
Posted by: ms. sizzle | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 09:53 AM
i'm rather fond of the 'bloggy style' too.
very funny :)
Posted by: suze | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 10:26 AM
Yep, you need help. That's what keeps me coming back day after day. I love people that need help, being one myself, of course.
Posted by: Karl | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 10:35 AM
Alissa, blame Johnny for that one.
Hyperion, no, "severe" would be appropriate for us. It might be the only thing that can help. ;-)
Elaine, as always, happy to entertain.
Chase, I had a feeling you might like that one.
Johnny, I don't know if I want to intentionally gun for the big ones. But selling these as shirts would still be great. If we happen to hit on one or two, that's cool. Actually, I was about to add a Nickerblog one when we were chatting. "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Drop your Nicker(blog)s at the door."
Sizzle and Suze, yeah, Bloggy Style is pretty good.
Karl, should I be worried that there is another like me or take comfort in the fact?
Posted by: Kevin | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 11:38 AM
looks like having too much time on your hands will finally be paying off... lol!
Posted by: Jacquie | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 11:46 AM
This made my Friday! Good work you two!
Posted by: Jacynth | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 01:00 PM
I'll take 5 of the "Co-ed Naked Blogging: Want to see my 'post'?" size medium please.
No wonder work wed security was blocking your blog all day. It always locks out the good stuff.
Posted by: Dustin | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 04:42 PM
Bloggers:I got your 'post' right here, baby.
It's a good thing you don't live in my neighborhood, because I'd never get anything done with all this hilarity.
Posted by: Tracy Lynn | Friday, 02 June 2006 at 07:57 PM
Hahahah this is really funny. Blogging: It's not about the length. It's about the frequency. :P
Posted by: jackt | Saturday, 03 June 2006 at 01:31 AM
You guys are nuts! I like your bloggy style best. Er...never mind! :P
Posted by: ChickyBabe | Saturday, 03 June 2006 at 03:37 AM
Cafepress/Zazzle store do it... do it!!!! I have no money in my a/c but I'll work harder to own these t-shirts!
Posted by: Bec | Saturday, 03 June 2006 at 07:34 AM
I am not touching this one!!!
Posted by: mikey | Saturday, 03 June 2006 at 10:42 AM
Jacquie, we can hope!
Jacynth, happy to help.
Dustin, they're yours. I like that I'm now a security risk.
Tracy, but we do. We all live in the same blogosphere. That's probably closer than most of us really want. ;-)
jackt, that's a nice one! Can we steal it?
ChickyBabe, gee, tell us how you really feel. ;-)
Bec, I'm debating it. The good thing about those two stores is I don't think you really have to invest anything. They make them as they are ordered.
Mikey, you know you wanna!
Posted by: Kevin | Monday, 05 June 2006 at 08:27 AM
Wow, these are great! Much better than the blog-related stuff on those sites now.
Posted by: SJ | Tuesday, 06 June 2006 at 08:06 AM
Might be worth it, eh?
Posted by: Kevin | Tuesday, 06 June 2006 at 08:08 AM