An ode to Microsoft Windows...
Together we work, day in and day out
This situation makes me want to shout.
You freeze, you crash, you enrage me daily,
Yet your makers sing your praises gaily.
Some IT departments, stubborn they are,
Are their choices made while drunk in a bar?
They prefer the low-priced licensing rates,
Don't they realize they're tempting the fates?
Price equals quality, this much rings true,
I've declared this fact til my face turns blue.
Invest in quality, shoot for long term,
Make a wise choice and stand by it quite firm.
There's another choice, a better O.S.,
One that makes you scream aloud, "OH HELL YES."
The name's OSX and it's made by Mac,
And once you've gone Mac, there's no going back.
© 2006 Kevin Apgar
I'm done with you Windows. You and all the errors and crashes that you so readily propagate. My fury is at its peak. I want out... but I can't. Work dictates I deal with this hell on a daily basis.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
