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Soon it will all be over...

Welcome to June!

Wow. Yeah, I just said "June." Katie and I are having a baby in less than three and a half months. Where'd the time go? Not that I want it to stop. We both are really excited about this new chapter, but it doesn't feel like we've been given enough time to enjoy this growing-inside-the-belly phase of the game.

Oy! Well, being that it's June 1, I need to recap my progress on my New Year's Resolutions.

Wake up to find print is dead...

Print is dead.

It pains me to say that, but it is and I'm finding myself shockingly willing to accept its demise.

Adios. Arrivederci. Adieu. Auf Wiedersehen. Aloha.

Bye.

Put me in coach...

I was watching a little bit of the Today show this morning with Katie before heading out for work. They were talking about Brian Banks, a former high school football star whose life was turned upside down when he was accused and convicted of kidnapping and raping a classmate.

And I swear...

I like to swear. I'm very good at it. I'm not talking Al Pacino level or anything. I mean, that dude can swear like nobody's business. I do strive to be like him, though.

Well, I did anyway. Until the point in time where Katie and I found out that she was pregnant. That lifetime of dedication to the fine art of verbal cursing came to a screeching halt. I'm told that kids are sponges and, whether you realize it or not, they pick up what those around them say and do and feel.

I'm Elmo and I know it...

Hi ho! And welcome to the Snippet Wednesday show! Don't even think of surfing away now. Your keyboards and mouses and touchscreens and whatever else you may use have been temporarily disabled.

Please sit back and enjoy the imposed fun.